Archive for November, 2006

A 9/11 Every Week A thought occured to me on the …

Thursday, November 30th, 2006 by Ted Rall

A 9/11 Every Week

A thought occured to me on the subway this morning: the media is being unfair to the Iraqi puppet government. Yes, really.

Consider what happened to the United States after 9/11: we went crazy. We trashed our Constitution, allowed elections to be stolen, went to war against two countries that had never posed a threat to us, killed more than half a million people, legalized torture and domestic spying, built concentration camps, kidnapped thousands of innocent people and “disappeared” them, bankrupted the treasury. And that was only 3000 deaths.

For the last three years, Iraqis have suffered the equivalent of a 9/11 every week. Every week about 3,000 Iraqis have died violent, painful deaths at the hands of the U.S. and the militias freed to do their worst by our invasion.

Imagine what would have happened here had there been two or three 9/11s, much less more than a hundred, as has happened to the Iraqis: The United States would have collapsed. States would have peeled away. Anarchy would rule the streets. The economy would be trashed. We would be a failed state, like Afghanistan during the early 1990s. Warlords and militias? We’d have those, too. In fact, it’s safe to say, there’s no way the United States would be doing as well as Iraq is doing now.

Now, if you need more proof that we’re a bunch of pussies, consider this: Iraq has one-tenth the population of the U.S. If you choose to examine the comparison on a per-capita basis, they’ve actually suffered a thousand 9/11s.

A 9/11 Every Week A thought occured to me on the …

Thursday, November 30th, 2006 by Ted Rall

A 9/11 Every Week

A thought occured to me on the subway this morning: the media is being unfair to the Iraqi puppet government. Yes, really.

Consider what happened to the United States after 9/11: we went crazy. We trashed our Constitution, allowed elections to be stolen, went to war against two countries that had never posed a threat to us, killed more than half a million people, legalized torture and domestic spying, built concentration camps, kidnapped thousands of innocent people and “disappeared” them, bankrupted the treasury. And that was only 3000 deaths.

For the last three years, Iraqis have suffered the equivalent of a 9/11 every week. Every week about 3,000 Iraqis have died violent, painful deaths at the hands of the U.S. and the militias freed to do their worst by our invasion.

Imagine what would have happened here had there been two or three 9/11s, much less more than a hundred, as has happened to the Iraqis: The United States would have collapsed. States would have peeled away. Anarchy would rule the streets. The economy would be trashed. We would be a failed state, like Afghanistan during the early 1990s. Warlords and militias? We’d have those, too. In fact, it’s safe to say, there’s no way the United States would be doing as well as Iraq is doing now.

Now, if you need more proof that we’re a bunch of pussies, consider this: Iraq has one-tenth the population of the U.S. If you choose to examine the comparison on a per-capita basis, they’ve actually suffered a thousand 9/11s.

Priorities

Thursday, November 30th, 2006 by August J. Pollak

In a final act of contempt, the House GOP has decided that its final act in power will be to push through a “symbolic” (which is Congress-speak for “has no chance of becoming a law because it’s a fundamentally awful bill”) bill requiring doctors to tell women seeking an abortion that fetuses feel pain.

The bill, by Rep. Chris Smith, R-N.J., defines a 20-week-old fetus as a “pain-capable unborn child” — a highly controversial threshold among scientists. It also directs the Health and Human Service Department to develop a brochure stating “that there is substantial evidence that the process of being killed in an abortion will cause the unborn child pain.”

Abortion providers would be required to inform the mothers that evidence exists that the procedure would cause pain to the child and offer the mothers anesthesia for the baby. The mothers would accept or reject the anesthesia by signing a form.

“Highly controversial” is a bit of a generous description for Rep. Smith. There’s a more precise one, which on planet earth we refer to as “wrong.” He’s lying.

When fetuses can feel pain — versus a reflexive drawing back from stimuli — has been the subject of heated debate. Researchers at the University of California, San Francisco last year reviewed dozens of studies and medical reports and said that fetuses likely are incapable of feeling pain until around the seventh month of pregnancy, when they are about 28 weeks old.

That report hardly settled the issue for [National Right to Life legislative director Douglas] Johnson’s group. The legislation would enshrine other evidence that fetuses “would experience great pain during abortions by 20 weeks,” the Right to Life Committee said in a letter this week to House members.

Do you notice how in Johnson’s quote, he doesn’t actually acknowledge the fact that a majority of doctors have said fetal pain as 20 weeks is unproven? He doesn’t care. He just openly states that the legislation will simply say so.

At the very least, the possibility of fetal pain at 20 weeks is inconclusive. So the Republican solution is to demand women be made to sign a guilt-inducing permission slip claiming they know it’s true. In a horrid, poetic way, there’s something telling about the last act of the Republican House majority being an attempt to pass a law that orders people to be lied to, isn’t there?

What’s in store and out of store

Wednesday, November 29th, 2006 by August J. Pollak

A few things about the site and the strip and stuff:

1. If you have a deep longing for anything in the CafePress stores, order from them immediately. Due to painfully lackluster sales (to the degree that it practically costs me money to keep them open) the odds are that unless I suddenly see a 500% or so increase in sales I’m just going to remove them completely at the start of next year when I redesign the site.

2. I’ll put up a note soon, but for all other purchases from the site, such as books, signed prints, pins, etc., I use standard U.S. Postal Service. If you live outside the U.S. and want anything sent to you before Christmas, the deadline to order is… the next 24 hours. If you live inside the U.S., then you have until December 10.

3. As I just noted, there’s going to be a redesign of the site hopefully at the start of next year to accomodate the new format of the strip as well as a new title. I’ve thought a lot about the new title, but I first mentioned it to my fellow CWAers at SPX and they all agreed it was a good one. In fact, you already know it, because it’s been right under my nose for the last two years. Barring any changes of heart, the new title for the comic (and site) starting in 2007 will be: Some Guy With a Website.

4. There are other things… strange, wonderful things. But not for you… not yet.

5. Mwah ha ha ha.

More on Class War, the Yuppanzee…

Wednesday, November 29th, 2006 by Abell Smith

Some information relating to this week’s ‘toon, on everybody’s favorite materialistic monkeys:
  • Lots from Paul Krugman, including a lecture aired on Democracy NOW, and columns on class war politics, on “tax farming”, on the education/income myth, and on the history of economic inequality in America. His most commonly made argument is that we are currently witnessing levels of economic inequality and elitism that have not been seen since the Gilded Age of the ’20s and ’30s. As an example, he points to the Gilded Age mansions of Greenwich, Connecticut, which had been given up after that period to become museums and government buildings because people could no longer afford them as private homes, but are now being knocked down to build even bigger modern-day mansions for the uber-wealthy.
  • Two articles from Mother Jones on “the subsuming of the political process to the corporate agenda” (quoting Thom Hartmann from his book on “corporate personhood,” Unequal Protections).
  • A really fascinating article on “slum ecology” by Mike Davis, which I have been trying to work into a cartoon, but still haven’t really been able to do it. The piece talks about large cities in third-world countries (such as Buenos Aires, Johannesburg, Caracas, and Rio de Janeiro), where conditions are such that millions of impoverished residents are forced to relinquish all acceptable standards of safety and health in favor of a place to live:
    They are pioneers of swamps, floodplains, volcano slopes, unstable hillsides, desert fringes, railroad sidings, rubbish mountains, and chemical dumps —unattractive and dangerous sites that have become poverty’s niche in the ecology of the city.

    Reading this article, the one thing that kept coming to mind was “New Orleans”… in other words, this is the answer to people who asked after Katrina, “how could this happen in the United States?” The answer is that things were not so good in New Orleans before the storm, and, just maybe, on the whole, this country is not so “great” after all…

See also some late articles on similar topics by Louis Uchitelle, William Greider, and Matthew Rothschild, which may end up as inspirations for the next episode of “Yuppanzees”…

Living under PowerLines

Wednesday, November 29th, 2006 by August J. Pollak

I’m still dealing with crappy internet at the new house, so I tragically missed the latest blog treat. Much like sighting a deer on the road one evening or something, it’s not like it’s super unique, but still an enjoyable moment in passing: such is another moment of major right-wing bloggers completely making asses of themselves in an attempt to cover up being proven wrong about something.

Long story short: AP prints an article that bloggers don’t like, ergo bloggers claim it’s fake. AP proves it’s not, bloggers yell a lot about how awful the “MSM” is. Klein’s Law has already gone into effect over at Powerline, who are showing their true testament to not actually being journalists by adopting gambling analogies to reporting a story about six people being burned to death.

Which, of course, really sums all these moments up, doesn’t it? These people don’t know what they’re talking about, and moreover they treat the very concept of journalism as some kind of game where telling a favorable story gets them magical invisible points they can trade in later for items from their Amazon wishlist, or links from Instapundit or something like that, as opposed to telling the truth, which is merely, you know, what journalism actually is.

interrupting profit-making is terrorism

Wednesday, November 29th, 2006 by Stephanie McMillan

Even in South Florida we have changing leaves for fall. Only one plant here (that I’ve ever noticed) turns red in the mildly cooler weather: Virginia creeper. It’s an invasive vine that’s usually annoying but now it looks pretty.

Here’s an update about the Miami shantytown from activist Max Rameau:

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Greetings:

After just one month and four days, the Take Back the Land Umoja Village Shantytown is built and occupied to full capacity. We have no more land on which to build and we have already turned away no less than three (3) homeless people looking for permanent shelter.

The Umoja Village Shantytown houses approximately 35 full time residents who, otherwise, would have no where to live. These are people who CHOOSE to live in a wooden structure and work for free building and maintaining a shantytown in the United States. We have no more land onto which we can safely build on our side of the lot.

This turn of events is important because it shows the critical need in South Florida for low-income housing and the extent to which local governments are unresponsive to the needs of the people. The needs of each and every developer are met upon arrival, yet the needs of the poor- especially in the Black community- languish.

This does not mean we do not need your support- in fact, quite the opposite. We ask people of good conscience to do one or more of the following:

VISIT THE UMOJA VILLAGE SHANTYTOWN. Come see what has been built and feel the love and buy in of the residents. Make the Umoja Village a permanent part of Miami by visiting and granting us legitimacy. We are at 6201 NW 17th Ave., on the corner of 62nd St. and NW 17th Ave. in the Liberty City section of Miami.

MAKE A CASH DONATION. We have several things we need to build and purchase on the lot besides additional units. You can make that happen by making a cash donation. Donate via PayPal on our blog (takebacktheland.blogspot.com).

DONATE STAPLE GOODS. We are always in need of the basics: fresh food; canned food; water; ice; hand soap; forks and knives; clothing; shoes; large garbage bags; plastic tarps; plywood and 2×4s; and anything else needed to run a city.

DONATE A BIG TICKET ITEM: We need some other items, including: twin sized mattresses; a metal shed; carpet; wooden doors; two 150 gallon water containers with spouts; a 55 gallon drum; four pop-up canopies;

TELL THE GOVERNMENT: HANDS OFF UMOJA VILLAGE. In spite of doing the
government’s job for free, the city of Miami continues to send agencies and provocateurs to the shantytown in an effort to disrupt us and our neighbors. WE HAVE REASON TO BELIEVE THEY WILL RAID AND DESTROY UMOJA VILLAGE. You can stop them. Contact Miami Mayor Manny Diaz and tell him to keep his hands off of Umoja Village. You can help by:

1. Visiting Umoja Village and signing our petition.

2. Sign our on-line petition (http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/TakeBacktheLand/index.html).

3. Email and call Miami Mayor Manny Diaz and tell him to keep his Hands Off Umoja Village (email: mannydiaz@ci.miami.fl.us; phone: 305-250-5300).

4. Email and call Miami-Dade County Mayor Carlos Alvarez and tell him to keep his Hands Off Umoja Village (email: mayor@miamidade.gov; phone: 305-375-5071).

Let them know we are providing a needed service and should be left alone. If they know we have support, it decreases the chances of them attacking us.

Thank you in advance for your support.

Forward,

Max Rameau
Center for Pan-African Development
Take Back the Land
Takebacktheland.blogspot.com

New Toon: Global Orgasm for Peace

Tuesday, November 28th, 2006 by Matt Bors

I’m gone till Monday. Here’s a comic:


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It’s so silly, ineffectual, and pointless it had to come from the left: It’s the Global Orgasm for Peace! We’ll all have an orgasm on December 22nd and….and, oh yeah, we’ll stop war! If banging on an upside down pickle bucket isn’t getting the world’s attention, it must be time for more drastic measures….like a synchronized orgasm!

Now, at this point you may be inclined to scold me, “they just want to raise awareness” and “they have good intentions” you say. No, it’s much more than that:

The intent is that the participants concentrate any thoughts during and after orgasm on peace. The combination of high- energy orgasmic energy combined with mindful intention may have a much greater effect than previous mass meditations and prayers.

The goal is to add so much concentrated and high-energy positive input into the energy field of the Earth that it will reduce the current dangerous levels of aggression and violence throughout the world.

I think I speak for everyone from atheists to jihadists when I say “what the fuck are you talking about?”

They plan on having this event annually (why not daily?) on December 22nd ” leading up to the December Solstice of 2012, when the Mayan Calendar ends with a new beginning.” In case that seems a little ambiguous to you, Dec. 22 2012, is the new age movements’ apocalypse, when the Mayan calendar ends which means absolutely nothing unless you’re this idiot.

Now go buy stuff.

The War on Baristas

Tuesday, November 28th, 2006 by Matt Bors

Also known as the Global Struggle Against Coffee Extremists but whatever, I have a new collection coming out. Nothing spectacular, just a little self-published hand stapled deal. It features 16 of the twenty or so comics I did for the Seattle Stranger in recent months. Get one in the store.

I have it set as Pre-Order right now because I don’t have them all made. I’m not pretentious enough to think there’s a demand to pre-order my little hand stapled books, I just wanted to get the Paypal set up before I leave for the weekend. Also, that cover design isn’t final.

Off To Portland

Tuesday, November 28th, 2006 by Matt Bors

I’m headed out to Portland tomorrow morning to look at apartments. it’s about time I finally escape from Ohio.

So it was interesting to catch an article (via CP) that has to do with Portland, atheism, and the Art Institutes (where I went to school), all reported by the Portland Mercury (a client). According to an atheist student, he was expelled for getting in a religious discussion.

Suspension of Disbelief-Art Student Expelled—For Atheism?
By Amy Jenniges

In the classroom that day, Averill says one young woman was talking about her belief in energy layers and astral beings. “I jokingly asked her if she believed in leprechauns. It turns out, she does. They live on another energy layer,”
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Averill says he wasn’t trying to disprove the other student’s religious beliefs, but “to convince her not to insist that they were scientifically proven.”

The student, apparently offended, complained to the teacher. Averill was called into a meeting that evening, he says, with the Art Institute’s dean of education, associate dean, and the dean of student affairs.

Read the whole thing.