Archive for November, 2006

This Week’s Strip: “Pro-crastinators”

Tuesday, November 28th, 2006 by Jen Sorensen



It occurred to me during a recent bout of procrastination that putting off work can sometimes be more laborious than the work itself. So why not commodify it? I’m not sure this cartoon has any deeper significance beyond the absurdity of outsourcing slacking, but if you find it to be a profound statement on globalization, feel free to let me know.




Speaking of procrastination, I finally finished reading
Doing Nothing: A History of Loafers, Loungers, Slackers, and Bums in America
by Tom Lutz. (For some reason, my cartooning colleagues at SPX found it endlessly amusing that I was reading this book, perhaps because I tended to sleep later than everyone else.) Doing Nothing serves as a sort of history of American counterculture, as seen through various figures’ work ethics (or lack thereof). Some of our greatest Americans were slackers, you know. Benjamin Franklin was a lush who loved to take “air baths” in which he lay naked on his bed for an hour a day. History is filled with incarnations of the slacker, as seen in The Lounger’s Miscellany; or the Lucubrations of Abel Slug, Esq., a British fortnightly which ran for twenty issues from 1788-1789. Interestingly, many self-professed idlers were in fact workaholics and vice-versa; many of us, myself included, find both ways of being tugging at us — the result usually entailing some amount of work and some amount of Youtube.

A Missive From the Reality Bubble

Monday, November 27th, 2006 by Jen Sorensen

I received an email about my “How to Get Republicans to Care About Global Warming” cartoon that could have been written as a spoof by someone trying to make the wingnuts look bad, except it wasn’t. Jamie in Florida writes (with my comments interspersed):

The first frame has someone skiing in the grass. Is that John Kerry, because there were pictures of him skiing during the 2004 campaign.

I’m not saying all skiers are Republicans. I like skiing, even though it’s too expensive and I’m not very good at it. Ski culture is often associated with wealth (see: Aspen), and Republicans represent the interests of the wealthy.

In the third frame (“Lack of Mink-wearing Opportunities”), the woman in the coat looks like Teresa Heinz-Kerry.

Eh, not really. What’s more, the fact that Teresa is wealthy but supportive of Democratic economic policies that benefit the working class hardly means she’s a hypocrite — she is unselfishly going against her own financial self-interest.

In the fourth frame (about ice sculptures), it reminds me of the lavish parties Ted Kennedy throws, both in D.C. and out at Martha’s Vineyard (which, coincidentally is where Teddy did NOT want a windfarm to be built, which would have produced lots of fossil

fuel-free energy).

Actually, that panel was inspired by the $2 million, week-long birthday party in Sardinia for the wife of convicted Tyco CEO Dennis Kozlowski, which featured an ice sculpture of Michaelangelo’s David with vodka pouring out of his penis. CNN has a slideshow here, though unfortunately no pics of David. I do applaud the inclusion of scantily-clad studs as party decor. Did I mention Tyco footed half the bill? And whatever Ted Kennedy may have done or not done about windfarms, this somehow means one should vote Republican to support wind power?

Maybe the way to convince Republicans about global warming is not to address the rich (because they mostly seem to be Democrats), but rather to try some real scientific evidence, rather than the same scare tactics that were tried in the 70s regarding “the coming Ice Age” and global cooling.




Better yet, let’s admit we don’t really know what’s going on, because we haven’t finished collecting a sufficient amount of unbiased data. (I’m sure they must teach *something* regarding the scientific method at Virginia U – you may want to take a class and pay attention, instead of doodling during it.)

These last couple paragraphs reveal the awesome power of right-wing media. It has convinced people like my correspondent that the rich “mostly seem to be Democrats” when they are in fact majority Republican (though, as this Slate article points out, the Dems have been peeling away upper-income voters in certain parts of the country, who choose to vote their conscience as opposed to their economic self-interest). And not even the consensus of nearly all the world’s scientists is enough to convince my correspondent that global warming is real and significantly due to human cause. With enough money and think tanks, you can buy legions of misinformed people like this writer.

More Youtubing

Monday, November 27th, 2006 by Jen Sorensen

In my ongoing quest for The Most New Wave New Wave video, this animated gem for “Moskow Diskow” by the wonderfully-named Belgian outfit Telex will be hard to beat.

Fans of the “pixel art” school of comics take note.

A Savage land

Monday, November 27th, 2006 by August J. Pollak

The number of comments in this bio of Michael Savage that praise his attitude disturbs me. I listened to Savage once on the radio, and watched the first episode of his ill-fated MSNBC show, and that was more than enough to realize the guy was nuts.

I don’t really like that we still live in a world where TV and radio show hosts can be the most disgusting people alive and yet we’re still supposed to “respect” them because they “tell it like it is,” and so forth. I suppose that’s a whitewash for the reality of people like Savage: they sum things up in the easiest terms so you don’t actually have to think about what you believe in.

There are conservatives like Pat Buchanan and George Will who I have much more respect for than Savage and actually listen to even though I disagree with almost everything they say. It has nothing to do with their ability to “tell it like it is;” I’m sure they believe what they say as much as Savage does. The difference is they’re not violent, rabid lunatics.

change a word, solve a problem

Monday, November 27th, 2006 by Stephanie McMillan

‘My Stomach Is Touching My Back’, by Paul Ash, SF Chronicle.

smash the machines

Monday, November 27th, 2006 by Stephanie McMillan

Here’s a scene from the epic battle in the graphic novel I’m working on with the brilliant writer Derrick Jensen:

We’re almost done! It’ll be a while until it’s out, but until then you can see it at Derrick’s reading club.

I saw a beautiful kind of lizard yesterday that I’ve never seen before, hanging out in a clump of bamboo palm fronds. He or she was small, and emerald green with white bands across the back. I’m still trying to find out what the name of that species is. A google search isn’t helping — I’ll have to ask one of my cousins, who really knows her reptiles and amphibians.

Holier than thou

Monday, November 27th, 2006 by August J. Pollak

Much like Michael Richards’ current attempts to tell every person in America he’s “not really a racist” to cover up the reality that, yes, he is in fact a racist, Glenn Greenwald catches a rare case of “Moderate Libertarians™” losing their faux-curious composure (“This blogger says Muslims should be grinded into paste to feed Christian babies and make them stronger for the upcoming tribulations… I just don’t know what to think”) when it’s noted that yes, they’re complete hypocrites when it comes to blindly attacking certain religions.

Althouse is reduced to (seriously) calling Greenwald an “idiot” and (not really) an “icky poo-head” because she got completely called on having no problem calling Muslim terrorists “Islamists” but finds the idea of “Christianists” offensive to, well, radical right-wingers who use Christianity to force their political beliefs upon people, which is of course different from those who use Islam to force their political beliefs upon people because Jesus was real, duh.

For some reason, when I visited a close friend this weekend who is a very faithful Christian, the idea of her forcfully imposing her personal political views on me, by force if necessary, didn’t come up. It’s as if I am smart enough to realize that there’s a difference between labeling people who are Christian as universally “fascist,” which no one has ever done but Althouse accused people of, and understanding that religious fascism specifically denotes those who try to use their religion as a blanket to wrap their political motivations around. In chastizing Greenwald, Althouse and Reynolds pull the ever famous and most annoying of all “pretending to be stupid” card and act as though liberals make blind, baseless attacks on Christians because they just happen to be Christian. This would have been a complete surprise to my friend what with us hanging out for three hours or so and the whole religion thing not coming up at all. Actually, we talked mostly about guns. Don’t ask.

Religious fascism, both Christian and Muslim (and Jewish as well, as the last decade of perfect harmony in Israel has proven for the incorporation of religious fundamentals in local politics) is exaclty why separation of church and state is necessary: it keeps both healthy. The weakening of both by combining the two is exactly the thing people fight against and refer to when attacking “Christianists.”

Fighting Words: 11/27/06 Cartoon

Monday, November 27th, 2006 by Abell Smith

The Great American Yuppanzee #2… see more of the Yuppanzee here!

See also the previous anthropological study of the people of the heartland here, here, and here.

the fault always lies elsewhere

Saturday, November 25th, 2006 by Stephanie McMillan

Oh yeah, I have a blog…

Friday, November 24th, 2006 by Abell Smith

I think the tryptophan has done fogged-up my brain… I totally forgot I had a blog to update. Here are a few articles that have caught my eye, that probably won’t end up in cartoons:
  • I ain’t no “feminist” (not that I disagree with them, it’s just not a focus of inquiry for me), but this is pretty messed up. What century is this again?

    See also some analysis of the Supreme Court’s upcoming decision on the Partial Birth Abortion Act.

  • Turns out Seattle isn’t so environmentally enlightened after all…

    And everybody who spent time in Thanksgiving traffic this week lets out a collective “DUUUUUUHHHHHH”………

  • Introducing the new home of the Utah Jazz, EnergySolutions Arena, aka “The Dump“…