Archive for January, 2007

Of course, of course

Tuesday, January 30th, 2007 by August J. Pollak

Count me in as a member of the “it’s just an effing horse” crowd. Yes, it’s a shame Barbaro got injured and had to be put down, and yes, that’s without a doubt sports news. Even front page of the sports section news. I won’t argue it’s relevant; I agree it is. But it’s not full-page op-ed obituary news. It’s not front-page national news.

It’s not even a heartwarming story, if you think about it. Someone took a horse, trained it to run fast, and during the course of exploiting its ability to run fast for the purpose of gambling, fatally crippled it. Yay, America!

And as far as its impact on the sport itself goes, given the horse was in pain and is now out of his misery, the great “tragedy” of this scenario, given most race horses only get a good year or two out of them in the first place, is that his owners are going to be deprived of making millions of dollars off his semen. Truly, a nation mourns.

Squeeee!

Tuesday, January 30th, 2007 by August J. Pollak

Lindsay joins Team Penguin. w00tage.

The Great Glue Factory In The Sky

Tuesday, January 30th, 2007 by Matt Bors

Barbaro, some horse, was put down today. Big news in America. I saw a clip of the news conference where a woman (the owner?) asked everyone to pray for Barbaro. I’m curious to know how that prayer would go. “Dear God, please don’t send Barbaro’s horse soul to horse hell. He lived a good Christian life.”

Here are some of my favorite headlines commemorating this event:

and my personal favorite:

Is the post office going to be closed tomorrow for this? I have some shit I need to mail.

Campus activists go (after) “Wild”

Tuesday, January 30th, 2007 by August J. Pollak

Via Pandagon, one of the best bits of news I’ve heard in a long time. And I mean it, because I actually having a side hobby of wishing Joe Francis would spontaneously explode. He’s one of the few people that make me want to believe in Hell, just so he can go there.

Anyway, Congrats to students and faculty at Indiana University for kicking aforementioned famed sex offender Joe Francis and the “Girls Gone Wild” film crew off campus.

More significant is that the students proved they can be successful activists beyond stereotypical (and often unsuccessful) forms of protest. Instead of rallies and performance-art pageantry, they handled the situation sensibly and effectively: creating a MySpace group to highlight the numerous acts of exploitation on the part of Girls Gone Wild (in fact, this same week Francis, who I would like to again reference in this article about how he tried to rape the very woman interviewing him, Jesus Christ what a fucking monster, was sentenced to fines and community service after pleading guilty to filming minors performing sexual acts), and directly letting the owner of the bar where the next video would be filmed know that they’d be holding him accountable for any illegal activity (given the numerous instances of “participants” in Francis’ videos claiming coercion under the influence, exploitation of minors, and in some cases rape, cutting ties with Rapists, Inc. seems like a wise business decision, wouldn’t you agree?)

Kudos as well to women’s groups at IU for dispelling in advance the typical lazy responses from Francis’ supporters:

Carol McCord, assistant dean for the Office for Women’s Affairs, said the tactics used by the workers of “Girls Gone Wild” were of the most concern.

“It’s not that we are against women having the right to choose what they want to do with their bodies,” McCord said. “If a woman chooses to go into the bus or about making pornography that’s different to me than her being coerced when drunk and someone getting rich off of it. As an advocate for women, I want to make sure they have the right information about these people and their tactics.”

Francis and his company have found themselves in legal trouble regarding several allegations against them, including using girls who were under the age 18 in their videos.

Extra points for not only refuting the notion that they’re opposed to pornography, but highlighting that it wouldn’t be a problem if GGW actually was porno: participants in pornographic films actually get paid as opposed to being handed a t-shirt after drunkenly signing consent forms.

It’s unfortunate that often in these situations, purveyors of sexual exploitation (and according to some of the video series “stars,” possible rapists) are defended in the form of baseless accusations that feminists and campus activists are simply “opposed to sex.” It’s even more disgusting that some would reach to claim getting drunk and being coerced into sexual acts is acceptable.

For some reason the victims of Francis’ camera crew are always chastised to “take responsibility for their actions.” Well this time the students of IU did. Now if only someone can make Francis.

(Side note: interesting on its own that Google seems to read between the lines, as every TextAd on the page links to resources about protecting your children and national sex offender registries.)

This Week’s Strip: “More Personal Accounts”

Monday, January 29th, 2007 by Jen Sorensen

I’ve long gotten a kick out of the Republicans’ attempts to sell the idea of “personal accounts” to the people. It’s like they’re saying, “Look! Our plan lets you USE YOUR OWN MONEY to pay for that appendectomy. Isn’t that EXCITING!? Ownership society! WOO!” It’s like they’re trying to sell you your own pants. It’s such an obviously bad deal that it’s hilarious. To me, anyway.

As you may have noticed, I’m playing around with the positioning of the “Slowpoke” title this week. With the open text at the top, I thought the cartoon looked a little cluttered with the logo in its usual spot, so I decided to copy a layout maneuver I saw in the Funny Times. If you look at this month’s issue, you’ll see one of my cartoons on the back cover with the title rotated like this. I assume they did it for space reasons, but thought it looked kind of cool. Feel free to drop me a line and let me know if you find it: a) charmingly rakish, or b) upsetting and disorienting, or c) whatever, man.

New Iraq Slogger Cartoon I have a new cartoon up …

Monday, January 29th, 2007 by Ted Rall

New Iraq Slogger Cartoon

I have a new cartoon up at Iraq Slogger.com. It’s a reaction to Bush’s State of the Union proposal to relieve overburdened US troops in Iraq with a volunteer Civilian Corps.

War Is Boring #2

Monday, January 29th, 2007 by Matt Bors

The second War is Boring strip is up at warisboring.com. The strip will be appearing every week and a half to two weeks.

I’ve finally added some links on the right to other places on the web where you can find my stuff. Go ahead and send me a friend request on myspace. I know you have a page.

Fighting Words: 1/29/07 Cartoon

Monday, January 29th, 2007 by Abell Smith

Li’l Bushies 3: Real Men Go To Tehran

See the previous episodes here (4/17/06) and here (10/3/05).

Fighting Words: 1/29/07 Cartoon

Monday, January 29th, 2007 by Abell Smith

Li’l Bushies 3: Real Men Go To Tehran

See the previous episodes here (4/17/06) and here (10/3/05).

busy busy

Monday, January 29th, 2007 by Stephanie McMillan