Archive for July, 2007

Tuesday, July 31st, 2007 by Keef

EXTRA!!EXTRA!!

*FUNDRAISING TIME EXTENDED FOR KEEF’S TEAM DIMPLED BALLS IN 826LA’S MINI-GOLF FOR CHEATERS!! 2 WEEKS LEFT!!
Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! We are KICKING ASS in the fundraising department for my Team Dimpled Balls. But now the target in on our back!! We need you to keep on sponsoring me and my team in the Mini-Golf Tourney for Cheaters!
Donate whatever scratch you’ve gotat:

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*LAST CHANCE TO VOTE FOR THE K CHRONICLES FOR BEST COMIC STRIP AT THE HARVEY AWARDS!!
You gotta be in the comics industry. It’s too late to get the ballot in the mail to Texas by Aug. 3rd, but you can vote for the K Chronicles online here:

http://www.harveyawards.org/

This Week’s Column Here’s this week’s column, sho…

Tuesday, July 31st, 2007 by Ted Rall

This Week’s Column

Here’s this week’s column, should you choose to comment:

SPEED KILLS (YOUR WALLET)
The Sneaky War on American Motorists
NEW YORK–It was a beautiful afternoon in early autumn, and for an instant I mistook the brightly colored lights flashing in my rearview mirror for streaks of sunlight filtering through gently turning leaves. But only for an instant. Just past a curve on a steady downgrade a sign announced the end of the 55 mile-per-hour state speed limit and the beginning of the town 40. I hit the brakes but it was too late. That’s the purpose of a speed trap. Sixty-two in a 40, the policeman said.
Speeding tickets have always been a pain in the butt. You pay about $150, and if your insurance company chooses to be mean it uses the three fresh points on your license to justify a rate hike. In a recent legal transformation that has quietly gathered steam across the United States, however, getting caught speeding has become far more traumatic.
A year before the incident related above, a state trooper had plucked me out of a cluster of vehicles on the Long Island Expressway, dinging me for 72 in a 55(heavy volume had slowed traffic from its typical average of 80) That earned me a $185 fine plus six points–a point hike up from the long-standing three. A few months later the Department of Motor Vehicles sent me a letter notifying me that I owed an additional $300–bringing the total fine to $485–for a “driver responsibility assessment.” The 2004 law establishing the additional fees was passed in greater secrecy than the USA Patriot Act; even this devourer of three newspapers a day hadn’t heard of it.
My second ticket brought another letter billing me a second $300 driver responsibility assessment. But if I had plead guilty, New York would suspend my license for hitting the 12-point limit. I hired an attorney.
I spent eight months and more than $2000 fighting the ticket in municipal court. My lawyers–I needed two–kept filing motions to delay my trial date until my cop would be away on vacation. Finally, the judge asked my attorneys what it would take to get my case off her docket. A deal was cut. I paid $850 in fines, plus the state assessment, and performed 25 hours of community service. I was allowed to pick between sorting trash at the recycling center and filing at the zoning board. You can guess which one I chose.
Final tally for two speeding tickets: $3,935. No wonder so many people drive around with suspended licenses! They can’t afford the fines.
It helps to be a drug addict. When the 24-year-old son of President Gore got pulled over doing over 100 mph south of Los Angeles on July 4, cops found pot and controlled pharmaceuticals–Vicodin, Xanax, Valium, Adderall and Soma–aboard his Prius. “He didn’t have a prescription for any of those drugs,” said Orange County Sheriff’s spokesman Jim Amormino. Sentence: 90 days at a Malibu rehab clinic. If Al Gore III finishes the program, his arrest record will vanish–even though he has previous arrests for drugs and a DUI. “He had recently smoked marijuana, but it did not impair him enough that he was driving under the influence,” said Amormino. Gore’s fine: zero.
Michigan charges $1,000 over the fine amount for driving 20 mph over the legal limit. New Jersey raises $130 million a year through supplemental state fines. Texas cashes in to the tune of $300 million. Other states, including Florida, are considering similar laws. The War on Speederists has reached its fastest boil in Virginia, where the extra fines can run over $2,500. Exceeding the posted speed limit by 20 mph, for example, earns motorists a $200 fine plus a $1,050 “civil remedial fee.” In addition, reports the Washington Post, “drivers with points on their licenses–a speeding ticket usually earns four points–will be hit for $75 for every point above eight and $100 for having that many points in the first place.”
State legislators who sponsored Virginia’s stiff new penalties say they’re out to make the roads safer, but admit that their main objective is funding highway repairs. “My job as a delegate is to make people slow down and build some roads,” said David Albo, a Republican state representative.
It isn’t just budget-mad Americans. Even the land of Mad Max and the Tasmanian Devil is getting tough on speeders.
“Many people seem to believe that driving five, 10 or even 15 kilometers per hour [three, six or nine mph] over the limit is acceptable,” says Jim Cox, Infrastructure Minister for the Australian province of Tasmania. “For a pedestrian hit by a car, an additional [three mph] can literally mean the difference between life and death.” Fines for speeding will be raised by 300 percent.
OK, so speed kills. But when zealots like Cox say things like this–”research shows that even a one km/hr [six-tenths of one mile per hour] reduction in speed can result in a three per cent reduction in crashes”–you’ve got to wonder whether he’s been smoking too much eucalyptus.
Virginia courts are bracing for an onslaught of angry drivers forced to fight their tickets. “For someone who’s living near the poverty line, or even making $30,000,” said Fairfax attorney Todd G. Petit, draconian fees of over $1,000 have “a significant impact” that could lead to them losing their license and job. “It’s basically the Lawyer Full Employment Act,” chortled another happy member of the bar.
My friends have learned from my experience. Since every violation brings you a single ticket away from license revocation, challenging them in court is the smart way to go.
No one marches to demand a healthcare system as good as Mexico’s, but sky-high speeding fines have awakened America’s long-dormant spirit of rebellion. Virginia legislators say their offices have been “deluged by angry calls and e-mail from constituents threatening to vote them out of office.” Robert Marshall, a Republican delegate says: “You have no idea how angry people are.” Who knows? Maybe people will begin protesting the Iraq War.
Though the correlation between speeding and highway fatality rates is well established, fining speeders more than drugged drivers is disproportionate to the social impact of the offense. On the other hand, there’s no denying the deterrent effect. I pay a lot more attention to speed limit signs.

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Tuesday, July 31st, 2007 by Shannon Wheeler

I’ve started my blog over at powells.com. I’m totally nervous doing it. I know that the readers at powells.com are literary-minded so my informal use of language might not work as well there. Also, over there, people who are reading it know nothing of my work (mostly). They’ll be reading my stuff cold and I’ll be in the same virtual room as real writers.

http://www.powells.com/blog/?p=2295

I’m blogging about blogging… sheesh. That’s gotta be a new level of pathetic.

Either/Or

Tuesday, July 31st, 2007 by Brian McFadden

I can stay indoors this morning and put together something worth your time, or I can slap together this post and ride my bike (It’s fixed, kinda.) instead. I chose the bike. But I still love you. Just not as much as I love falling down and getting bitten by mosquitoes.

I thought I posted this video before, but a quick search says I didn’t. My brain is full of lies!

Polysics - I My Me Mine


Gogol Bordello - Wonderlust King

powells.com

Tuesday, July 31st, 2007 by Shannon Wheeler

Tomorrow I start my guest blogging on powells.com.

The comic con was the best one I’ve ever been to.

More on Impeachment, Accountability…

Tuesday, July 31st, 2007 by Abell Smith

Yeah, that’s right… I put Alberto in a pimped out lowrider.

Some articles for this week’s ‘toon:

  • For info on Harriet Miers’ refusal to respond to a subpoena to testify before the House Judiciary Committee, see reporting by Richard B. Schmitt. Long story short, it pays to have friends in high places.

    John Dean also has an excellent column on this. He concludes that the only way this is going to be resolved without making a complete joke out of the Constitution and the institution of Congress (since Republicans don’t seem to care much about this), is for the House to exercise it’s own “inherent contempt” power to “prosecute contumacious witnesses to require them to comply.”

    Yeah, I had to look up “contumacious” too…

  • On Alberto, check out a WaPo editorial that documents a few of his bald-faced lies to the Senate Judiciary Committee.

    And, lo and behold, it looks like some House Democrats are now going to introduce a resolution to impeach him.

  • On Evil Dick, check out another good Dean column. Just a few of the laws that the Cheney branch of government doesn’t have to follow: the War Powers Act, FISA, the Geneva Conventions, the War Crimes Act, the Presidential Records Act, and Dubya’s own Executive Order 12958.

    Perhaps he should be impeached, too. That might be good.

  • On impeachment, Gary Kamiya has an outstanding column on how pursuing the impeachment of Bush would force Americans to confront some unpleasant truths about ourselves:

    The problem is that the American people are not judging Bush by the standards of law.

    This society-wide diminution of respect for law has helped Bush immeasurably. It is not just the law that America has turned away from, but what the law stands for — accountability, memory, history and logic itself. That anonymous senior Bush advisor who spoke with surreal condescension of “the reality-based community” may have summed up our cultural moment more acutely than anyone else in years. A society without memory, driven by ephemeral emotions, which demands no consistency from its leaders but only gusty patriotism, is a society that is not about to engage in the painful self-examination that impeachment would mean.

    See also Bill Moyers‘ discussion on the topic of impeachment, Ethan J. Leib and David Ponet’s call for ethical training for politicians who refuse to follow the wishes of their constituents on issues like this, and the A28.org site, which has lots of pictures showing “the people’s impeachment movement.”

    What about Russ Feingold’s censure proposal? Dave Lindorff is not a big fan of the idea, nor of Feingold for suggesting it. I agree… it would be meaningless.

War Is Boring #17

Monday, July 30th, 2007 by Matt Bors

Read it here.

This starts the Afghanistan trip David took recently.

Oh God Yes…

Monday, July 30th, 2007 by Abell Smith

This story is so delicious, it just has to be fattening…

The Duke Cunningham scandal and Tom Delay scandal and Jack Abramoff scandal and Mark Foley scandal and David Vitter scandal etc. etc. etc. etc. etc…… were all satisfying, but nothing would be quite as scrumptious as seeing Ted Stevens stink up a jail cell with his “old man smell”:

…unless he was sharing the cell with Inhofe.

This Week’s Strip: “The Puppy Principle”

Monday, July 30th, 2007 by Jen Sorensen

Let me say up front that I am the owner of an awesomely cute dog. I frequently shower her with embarrassing displays of affection, the details of which I will not go into here. What Michael Vick was doing to those dogs grosses me out as much as anyone. Yet I find it profoundly disturbing how much more outraged people are about the ugly world of dogfighting than they are about, well, inhumane acts toward other humans.

Animals, understandably, elicit our sympathy because they are innocent and helpless. People are easier to blame for their circumstances. Also, they aren’t furry (well, most of them aren’t, anyway).

Longtime readers will recognize that this cartoon builds on an older strip, “No Puppies for Oil” which envisioned a world in which puppies would be the primary victims of war in Iraq. See also “News Abducted!” from a few weeks ago for another instance of Cute Things getting all the attention.

Fighting Words: 7/30/07 Cartoon…

Monday, July 30th, 2007 by Abell Smith

Rules of the Road