Archive for January, 2008

Reader request

Wednesday, January 30th, 2008 by August J. Pollak

A longtime reader is looking for an MP3 and wants to know if anyone has this:

...an MP3 made by a DJ by the name of Rx. It's a remix of the Melle Mell song "White Lines" done using samples from George W Bush speeches. This song was used at the end of a documentary called "American Drug War" (and the credit roll has other sounds, etc. thus making that instance of the song unsuitable) and only appeared once on a media file server online.

Anyone out there able to help?

Opera on Mars

Wednesday, January 30th, 2008 by Shannon Wheeler

BARRISTA:
I hate my job.
I hate my job. I really should quit!
These losers treat me terribly, in their coffee sometimes I spit,
I hate my job
I hate my job.
I hate this place, it truly sucks,
Stupid people,
stupid drinks, total tips less than 2 bucks,
My measly wage is not enough for this crap!
Like that guy, there, with a teacup for a hat,


It was over a year ago that Jasmine knocked it out on her audition...

We're cranking on the sequel. I haven't talked about it much because I wanted to feel like we had something before I started... I'm finally starting to feel like we have something. The sequel opens 2 years later with the Barista married to a Martian and now she's bored with that too....

BARISTA: (slowly)
Love is like bondage with the safety word forgotten
Two people playing chicken until the chicken’s rotten
And so the hours thicken, we dare each other to stay
This way…

This is weird... just found it searching my name on youtube...

Madrassa Veterans for Truth

Wednesday, January 30th, 2008 by Matt Bors



The muslim smear about Obama is so widespread in this country it had to be addressed in the recent debate in South Carolina.

Here's the first comic about the Madrassa Veterans I did back when the fake story first broke. It looks like it stuck and we can all look forward to right-wing conspiracy websites telling us the "truth" about Barack Hussein Obama for rest of his political life.

Remembering African Women When You Vote

Wednesday, January 30th, 2008 by Barry Deutsch

I have a couple of diehard Republican friends, but they’re exceptions; most of my friends would no more vote for a Republican than they’d dine on a slow-roasted digital alarm clock. A more active controversy, among my friends, is whether to vote for a major party candidate at all; many feel that it’s wrong to vote for Bad Candidate when the opponent is Marginally Worse Candidate. Instead, they’ll be voting for third party candidates like Cynthia McKinney. (Edited to add: By the way, if you’re a leftist or a progressive, I highly recommend clicking over and listening to McKinney’s speech — if you’re a progressive who has been following mainstream politics, listening to McKinney really is like breathing fresh air for the first time in a long while.)

I have a lot of sympathy for that view. I was an ardent Nader supporter, and if there were a third-party movement going on right now that seemed vital and growing — a third party movement that I believed could eventually overthrow the USA’s appalling two-party system — I’d seriously consider working for it. I find the anti-democratic laws and tactics designed to keep minor party candidates off ballots disgusting and an insult to human liberty. And, if the vote in Oregon ends up being meaningless (which is often is), I probably will vote for whoever the Green Party candidate for president is.

Right now, however, the third-party movement doesn’t feel to me like it has much life to it. And the differences between a Republican and Democratic president — although much narrower than I’d like — can matter a hell of a lot. Which I was reminded of today by this post on rhrealitycheck, by Florence Machio, who lives in Kenya:

With a maternal mortality in my country high, the World Health Organization has introduced many strategies that could reduce the many deaths. What is often overlooked is the fact that African women are intelligent enough to make their own choices, if those choices are indeed available.

The choices begin from negotiating for sex, using contraceptives and carrying a pregnancy especially where incest and rape are concerned. One of the statements made by Dr. Jean Kaggia, an anti-choice advocate from Kenya, at the Congress was that we needed more money to change behavior. How does one propose that a married woman should change behavior when her husband is the one who makes the decision of whether to go to hospital or not or worse still whether to use a condom or not?

Kenya is a country with 42 tribes, which have varying cultural beliefs — meaning we can’t give a blanket solution to everyone.

I remember during the 2004 elections, many people in my country knew more about the politics of the US than knew what was happening in their own country’s economy. I cannot claim to know exactly why Kenyans did not particularly like the reelection of Bush. People like Dr. Joachim Osur and other doctors who deal with family planning issues in Kenya and Africa would have much preferred a Democrat to win the election. For me it meant that we had to suffer another four years of this policy, which, interpreted by the Bush administration, meant a cut in spending on family planning.

Thanks to the global gag rule, many organizations that provided family planning services had to denounce abortion in writing and also not provide post abortion care. Most of them refused for good reason — but that meant that they lost critical funding for their organizations and the eventual result was a close down of clinics in major districts in the country. This in itself affected many women and of course ended up reducing the gains that had been made over the years in family planning and reduction of unintended pregnancies.

I always say this — give an African woman or any other woman choices and that will go along way in reducing unsafe abortions that have taken away the lives of many of my sisters, mothers and daughters on the continent.

When it comes to reproductive health issues like the global gag rule, or funding UNFPA, the difference between having a Democratic and a Republican president will determine if countless woman get the medical care and reproductive choice they need to make their own choices, and — in many cases — if they live or die. Although I respect those who vote for third-party candidates, I’ll be urging people to vote for the Democrat — whoever the Democrat is — largely because of this issue.

So long, John

Wednesday, January 30th, 2008 by Jen Sorensen

Dammit. My man Edwards is out, thus making my options in the Virginia primary in two weeks rather limited. I don't know who I'm going to vote for, but I do feel pretty strongly that Hillary can't beat McCain. On top of their wildly different treatment at the hands of the press which would rival 2000, in which Gore could do no right and Bush no wrong, I think enough Democratic-leaning independents would cross over to McCain because they dislike Hillary and because McCain made a big show of opposing torture. That is, before he voted for the habeas corpus-stripping Military Commissions Act of 2006. Clinton and Obama both voted against it.

That's not to say Obama wouldn't have a hard time of it against McCain, but he at least stands a chance. It's funny the way all these hardcore wingnuts like Limbaugh hate McCain when the "mav" has largely been a loyal foot soldier for his party. I shudder to think of the Supreme Court after another four to eight years of Republican rule.

Wednesday, January 30th, 2008 by Ted Rall

Flash! Edwards Dropping Out

And there goes the Democrats' best chance to win in the fall. I hope he'll unite with Obama or Hillary in exchange for the nod as vice president, since that would mean all the difference. Amazingly, the Republicans appear once again to have benefited from liberal numbskullery. The trouble is, this economy can't take any more Republican supply-side bullshit.

Idiots with microphones

Wednesday, January 30th, 2008 by August J. Pollak

These people have the same job title as Edward R. Murrow. This is because there is no law that prevents that.

There should be.

Pam debunks all that “Post-Racial Election” nonsense the media has been drinking

Wednesday, January 30th, 2008 by Mikhaela Reid

Over at Pam's House Blend.

Epic fail

Wednesday, January 30th, 2008 by August J. Pollak

I'm not jumping for joy at McCain's victory in Florida or anything- given his leads in the Feb. 5 states it's pretty likely we're going to have the toughest possible GOP challenger facing the Democrat now- but I am also hearing that the final act of subservience to McCain's campaign this morning will be the dropping out of Rudy Giuliani, and that's just, well, amazing. I've just never seen a perceived frontrunner collapse so greatly, so quickly.

I never wanted Giuliani to be anywhere close to the lead, and yet that's where he was for practically three years. It's simply amazing that he could have lost so badly in so many primaries. What was his strategy? There wasn't one.

That we avoided a Giuliani presidency is a great thing. The man was George W. Bush with ambition- a corrupt, vindictive Napoleon who would have gone down in history being compared with Nixon's level of secrecy and paranoia and Bush's record of effectiveness. He was violent and greedy and used 9/11 like a comma when talking. He's easily the only Republican candidate who could have had a White House that historians would argue was worse than his predecessor's.

Sadly, Giuliani is no more vanquished than any other candidate- he'll likely retire to a position in a consulting or legal firm where he will make, quite honestly, more money than most of us will ever see in our lives. But at the very least, he won't be able to have someone killed without actually paying for it. So we've got that.

This Week’s Strip: “Mr. P’s Recession Fun Park”

Tuesday, January 29th, 2008 by Jen Sorensen

In 2005, then-Federal Reserve chief Alan Greenspan played down the possibility of a nationwide housing bubble, instead opting to use the pleasant, cappuccino-evoking term “froth.” In late 2007, after the collapse of the subprime mortgage market, he exclaimed “no one expected it.” But many economists had. The main reason he figures so prominently in this cartoon, however, is that I really wanted to draw his Droopy Dog face.

While the Dems improved the stimulus package slightly over the Republican version, the food stamp and unemployment benefits they agreed to nix would have kicked in faster than the tax rebates that passed. Chalk up another victory for right-wing ideology over efficiency.

If you're feeling wonky, this Robert Kuttner testimony about the housing crisis before the House last October is perhaps the most poetic discussion of economics I've ever read.