Archive for September, 2008

Matt Taibbi Is a National Treasure

Monday, September 29th, 2008 by Kevin Moore

I’m pretty sure this was written before her poll numbers started to fall, but his point still stands. The folks who were wowed by her when she was first rolled out are still fuckin’ dumb. It just turns out that they’re not quite as fuckin’ dumb as she is.

Here’s what Sarah Palin represents: being a fat fucking pig who pins “Country First” buttons on his man titties and chants “U-S-A! U-S-A!” at the top of his lungs while his kids live off credit cards and Saudis buy up all the mortgages in Kansas.

Maybe some good ol’ fashioned hard times will get these morons’ minds right.

This week’s comic

Monday, September 29th, 2008 by Ruben Bolling

The critics say:

“to compare the u.s.s.r. to the united states is without a doubt the dumbest,innacurate,and most desperate comparason I,v ever seen in my life”

A Message to Tom the Dancing Bug Readers Who Live in Bethesda, Md., East of Wall Park, Near the White Flint Metro Station, North of Nicholson Lane

Monday, September 29th, 2008 by Ruben Bolling

This Sunday, October 5, I will be at the SPX Cartooning and Comics Arts Festival, at the Marriott Bethesda North Hotel and Conference Center, 5701 Marinelli Road, North Bethesda, Md., participating in a panel entitled “Drawing the Election,” from 2:30 – 3:30 pm, moderated by Marc Singer, and also including Jen Sorenson, Mikhaela Reid and Keith Knight.

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Open Thread — Best. Tappers. Ever. Edition

Monday, September 29th, 2008 by Barry Deutsch

Post what you like, for as long as you like, with whomever you like. Self-linking is encouraged.

(If that’s too tiny to watch — which it probably is, unless you’re browsing with Google Chrome — then you may want to go here to watch it.)

Cab Calloway isn’t easy to upstage, but the Nicholas Brothers sure did it. The staircase sequence at the end of the dance was done in a single take (or so Fayard Nicholas claimed). Fred Astaire called this the greatest dance number ever filmed.

The clip comes from the 1943 film Stormy Weather, which had an all-black cast, including Cab Calloway, Fats Waller, Ada Brown, Katherine Dunham, Lena Horn, and starred the astounding Bill Robinson. (This was Robinson’s final film.)

Robinson’s elegant, understated tapping was as opposite the Nicholas Brothers’ as it could be — but was equally astonishing. Here’s his classic step dance:

While clicking through Youtube watching classic tap dancers, I came across a video of Eleanor Powell — probably the best female tap dancer ever — doing a tribute to Robinson’s stairs routine while wearing blackface. Despite the top-notch dancing and filming (I love the shot from above, showing her shadow on the floor), the blackface ruins the performance.

I wonder what Robinson thought of Powell’s performance. By all accounts, Powell’s admiration for Robinson was genuine,1 and it’s often claimed (I’m not sure with how much truth) that Robinson personally taught her the routine — but the racist context of blackface brings up makes it impossible to enjoy the light-hearted artistry of the dance. Robinson had an extraordinary career, but he was never as big a movie star as Powell was at her peak, and it wasn’t because he lacked talent — the opportunities for black dancers simply weren’t as grand. (Powell, in turn, would probably have been a bigger star if she had been equally talented but male.)

  1. There’s a much-repeated story that MGM refused Powell’s request to be filmed dancing with Robinson.

“Plan B”

Monday, September 29th, 2008 by August J. Pollak

Latest comic – click here!

I’m going to be away next weekend, which means I won’t get to relay in comic form the oncoming trainwreck that will be the next round of debates. John McCain already spent the last week pretending to care about the financial crisis to pretend that he needed to try and cancel a debate that he then pretended to reluctantly agree to attend that he then lost. And in three days Sarah Palin will be forced to talk again. Nothing good will come for John McCain out of this.

So about being away next weekend? It’s because of this:

New Book! w00t!

That’s right, the new book is here. I am proud to announce that the newest book, Godspeed, President Meal Ticket: Some Guy With a Website’s Final Chance to Cash In On the Bush Administration, will continue the proud tradition of the titles to my books getting ridiculously longer each time. Also, the tradition of being on the ballot for the Outstanding Debut Award at the Ignatz Awards, presented at the one and only Small Press Expo in lovely Bethesda, Maryland! That means you have to do a series of simple things: come to the show, buy my book, and vote for it after coming to the show and buying my book! It’s just that simple!

If you can’t make it to SPX, the book will go on sale via the website after next week. Make sure to join the mailing list if you’d like to be the first to know when it goes on sale!

“Plan B”

Monday, September 29th, 2008 by August J. Pollak

Latest comic – click here!

I’m going to be away next weekend, which means I won’t get to relay in comic form the oncoming trainwreck that will be the next round of debates. John McCain already spent the last week pretending to care about the financial crisis to pretend that he needed to try and cancel a debate that he then pretended to reluctantly agree to attend that he then lost. And in three days Sarah Palin will be forced to talk again. Nothing good will come for John McCain out of this.

So about being away next weekend? It’s because of this:

New Book! w00t!

That’s right, the new book is here. I am proud to announce that the newest book, Godspeed, President Meal Ticket: Some Guy With a Website’s Final Chance to Cash In On the Bush Administration, will continue the proud tradition of the titles to my books getting ridiculously longer each time. Also, the tradition of being on the ballot for the Outstanding Debut Award at the Ignatz Awards, presented at the one and only Small Press Expo in lovely Bethesda, Maryland! That means you have to do a series of simple things: come to the show, buy my book, and vote for it after coming to the show and buying my book! It’s just that simple!

If you can’t make it to SPX, the book will go on sale via the website after next week. Make sure to join the mailing list if you’d like to be the first to know when it goes on sale!

Announcement

Sunday, September 28th, 2008 by Matt Bors

PRESS RELEASE – September 29, 2008

Matt Bors Inks Toons for Free Inquiry Magazine

Matt Bors has become the regular cartoonist for Free Inquiry magazine. He will be drawing multiple cartoons for each issue of the bimonthly journal of secular humanist news and opinion. Bors replaces Don Addis who has drawn for the magazine for decades.

“He appears to have the right stuff and then some,” says Christopher Hitchens, a columnist for Free Inquiry. “If you already know, then you will know what I mean. If you don’t, then hasten to find out.”

The October/November issue has hit newsstands and features four cartoons by Bors that deal with papal indulgences, why god allows suffering, Barack Obama’s religiosity and Blue Laws that prevent liquor from being sold on Sunday. (A pressing concern for the secular lush.) Bors also illustrated the cover.

“Religious issues are some of my favorite to tackle,” says Bors. “Editorial cartooning is about bringing the powerful down a notch through humor. What better target than the creator of the universe and his Earth-bound surrogates?”

“I’m proud to be joining a magazine that looks at society’s most cherished beliefs with a skeptical eye. It is the approach I strive for in my cartoons.”

A comic from the current issue of Free Inquiry accompanying a column by Christopher Hitchens on papal indulgences.

Man Of Honor

Sunday, September 28th, 2008 by Matt Bors

John McCain’s campaign slogan is “Country First.” He has fostered an image as a maverick and acts as if he is the physical embodiment of honor. But his campaign hasn’t done anything honorable in months.

What the hell was up with him never looking at Obama during the debate?

Palin debate

Sunday, September 28th, 2008 by Matt Bors

A friend wrote me: “I don’t think the sum total of all actual facts and magical beliefs in her head, if spewed out at a reasonable pace, would fill 45 minutes.”

Attack Ads

Sunday, September 28th, 2008 by Matt Bors

A local cartoon for The Oregonian.

For those outside of Oregon, here are links to two ridiculous ads on hot dog eating and locking up rapists that are referenced in the last panel.