Archive for June, 2009

Probably Found Under a Pile of Styrofoam Coffee Cups and Cigarette Butts

Sunday, June 28th, 2009 by Kevin Moore

Cartoon by Chris Madden
Cartoon by Chris Madden

NASA has uncovered the original analog tapes recording the first moon landing 40 years after they were lost shortly after they were shot. According to the Sunday Express, the tapes will provide a clearer picture of the Apollo 11 crew’s activities than the blurrier footage we grown accustomed to.

However, viewers have only ever seen such poor quality footage because the original analogue tapes containing the pictures beamed direct from the lunar surface were lost almost as soon as they were recorded.

Instead, a poor quality copy made from a 16mm camera pointing at a heavily compressed image on a black and white TV screen has been the only record of the event.

Sounds great. As soon as they are up on the Internetx, I’ll force my kids to watch them with awe and wonder. “Feel the AWE! Feel the WONDER!” Then I will wax rhapsodic about Man’s innate drive to explore and conquer peoples with less developed military technologies. “Look at the stars, children,” I will intone sonorously with a slight catch in my voice. “That way lies our Manifest Density.”

Actually, I totally support space exploration, including a trip to Mars for study and possible colonization, should we ever get the technology challenges worked out. Sometimes I think fellow advocates get a little carried away.

Speaking of getting carried away, the Sunday Express places great confidence in the new tapes to perform what is probably miraculous:

Crucially, they could once and for all dispel 40 years of wild conspiracy theories.

On the contrary, I predict another forty years of even wilder conspiracy theories. Just start with the question, “Why are they just finding these tapes, now, huhhhh? How could a vast bureaucracy like NASA misplace evidence from what is supposed to be the biggest feat of exploration since Magellan, huh? HUH?” Then let your paranoid fantasies fly free.

Originally published at mooreroom.

Very Inconsistent

Saturday, June 27th, 2009 by Matt Bors

Jesse Jackson, who once said Obama wasn’t black enough and should have his nuts cut off, flew in to LA today to hang out at the mansion of a pedophile with bleached skin.

Bad, Dangerous, Smooth Criminal and other Michael Jackson references that fit

Friday, June 26th, 2009 by Matt Bors

With the King of Pop’s frightening visage blaring from every cable station, website and newspaper in the land, what better time for news to break that Obama is preparing to assert radical executive powers:

The Obama administration, fearing a battle with Congress that could stall plans to close the U.S. prison at Guantanamo Bay, is drafting an executive order that would reassert presidential authority to incarcerate terrorism suspects indefinitely, according to three senior government officials with knowledge of White House deliberations.

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Friday, June 26th, 2009 by Shannon Wheeler

For the Dirty Cartoons backing, everyone agreed that the rape joke wasn’t funny so I killed it. The image without a punchline was my first impulse and seems to be the best too.

The other night I went to a live interview taping for New Oregon. It was interesting stuff. 3 successful artists interviewed individually on what they do and how they do it, a break, then a round robin discussion. I knew a couple of the people involved. Weird to see them up on stage.

Tonight I”m off to see the Complete Works of Shakespeare.

Archaeology and Evolution: Does Art “Evolve”?

Friday, June 26th, 2009 by Kevin Moore

Exploring the caves of southwestern Germany, archaeologists have uncovered some amazing artifacts of early human culture. Last May, a so-called “Venus” figurine dating 35,000 years old is the earliest known representation of the female figure well, okay, not a figure most women would recognize, but we should grant the out-sized proportions whatever artistic license and sacred meaning its creators intended. This week Dr. Nicholas Conrad of the University of Tbingen (Germany, duh), who uncovered the Venus, reported evidence of a 30,000 year old flute made of bird bone, the earliest found evidence of human musicality.

These findings are important, and awesome, and the more we can find, the better.

Here’s the “but” (cuz it’s me writing, so expect a “but”): Why does Conrad suggest that southern Germany “may have been one of the places where human culture originated“? Let’s parse that statement a little. First, note the “one of” qualification. Given the history of previous racist assumptions held by earlier practitioners of his field of inquiry, Conrad is right to imply that the origins of human culture are probably spread throughout the world; in particular, Africa, the Middle East, southern Asia and elsewhere along the path of human migration over tens of thousands of years.

My beef is with the term “originated.” How do we know that the bone flute artifact is not just one stop on the path of our species’ musical “evolution”? Bone tends to be more hardy than other likely materials for flute construction, such as wood, which would succumb to rot or to reclamation by the jungle. If our friends at Wikipedia are correct (they’re getting more reliable), homo sapiens occupied most of Africa some 100-150,000 years ago, and began migrating out of Africa about 70,000 years ago. Our species is roughly 200,000 years old. Geologically speaking, that’s a blink of an eye, but in terms of human development, a very long time for a species to move about, settle, hunt, gather, develop social relations, and cohere group identity, in which culture plays a central role. We can at least speculate that there are several kinds of musical instrument lost to history beneath the fecund soils of sub-Saharan African jungles or the sands of the Sahara itself as it creeps southward.

I’m not accusing Carlson of racism or of making racist assumptions, mind you. One could certainly make an argument (provided more archaelogical evidence, of course) that European forms of musicality originated in Germany, or that a significant branch of human musical invention took off from this point. It’s more a matter of care in how we phrase the significance of these findings, because they contribute to a larger impression of human cultural development, which in turn has had a significant influence on how we understand human evolution. The NYTimes articles I have linked to above show typical Euro-centric conflation of “evolution” and human creativity. Their author John Noble Wilford is an experienced science reporter and is no doubt aware of debates on this issue, yet here again we find a very casual use of the term “evolution” with all its cultural assumptions of a linear progression from lower to higher orders of being, of consciousness, of sophistication, and so on.

This progression myth diverges significantly from the Darwinian theory of descent through modification in response to environmental challenges to survival and via genetic diversity that enables adaptation. The roles of chance, luck, and time play significantly here. Intentionality, not so much. When art evolves, humans move it forward in response to inherited conventions, prevailing theories, and the cultural needs of the moment; this is an active participation with history and context. As with our technology and our ability to transform our environment dramatically (including our food, for better or worse), art has an impact on our social relations, worldview, concepts of history and humanity, part of feedback loop with the actions we take in the world.

In short, art (and science, religion, and other aspects of culture) affects human development as social creatures, not as biological creatures. I don’t rule out the possibility that a cumulative effect of our artifice the net effect of our impact on our living environment will have a future influence on development, provided we have the necessary genes to allow for whatever adaptation is needed. Certainly global warming is clear evidence of our transformative potential, though not a very good or “artistic” one. And in more recent times, we have been fucking with the gene pool to make our descendants more resistant to diseases, or to take on attributes we find preferable (oh yeah, no bigotry problems here, nooooo.) So far, however, these biological changes have taken a very long time, and will more than likely take another Very Long Time before we “evolve” into another species altogether.

Barring extinction, of course.

Originally published at mooreroom.

Might as well post this…

Friday, June 26th, 2009 by Matt Bors

The only time I touched on MJ in a cartoon.

Buying it

Friday, June 26th, 2009 by Stephanie McMillan

“Food, Inc.” had intense painful scenes of factory farms and poor families forced to eat cheap crappy food. It showed the suffering of animals and workers, the dispossession and control of small farmers, the injustice and depravity of our food system, the cavalier poisoning of the population for profit. It made me cry, and it made me hate capitalism even more than I already did. It made me indulge in fantasies of mobs of furious people busting into the offices of CEOs and the politicians who help them, and dragging them out for some righteous punishment.

Like “Inconvenient Truth,” the film presented the problems in a strong, compelling way.

It’s unforgivable that, also like “Inconvenient Truth,” the ending completely ruins it.

“Food, Inc.,” started going bad in the last half hour or so. When the upbeat, happy-signifying music started during a scene of an altie-foods fair, my heart sank. I knew the film was doomed and that once again we would be served up a plate of bullshit instead of the truth about what we need to do.

The key turning point of the film was when the President/CEO of Stonyfield yogurt made the outrageous (and self-serving) declaration “Capitalism will not go away,” and explained that the way to stop evil corporate food production was to build even bigger (yet non-evil) corporations to produce America’s food. From that moment, the film became an advertisement for Stonyfield, and a celebration of the fact that Wal-Mart carries it. People demand good food, and Wal-Mart is giving the people what it wants! Yay, Wal-Mart and Stonyfield!

So to re-cap, the totally evil industrial food industry, which controls the vast majority of what we eat in this country, and as the film just made a compelling case for, is irredeemably corrupt, disgusting, Earth-destroying, rapacious, merciless, and inherently self-expanding, can be fought by:

1) Supporting different big businesses that offer healthier choices (Stonyfield is owned by Group Danone of France, which also owns Evian water — thanks for the plastic bottles).
2) Doing TEN SIMPLE THINGS (I am NOT kidding — look at their web site!) — aka making easy individual lifestyle changes — aka “voting with your dollars” — aka make “wise consumer choices.”
3) Signing petitions (yes! look at the website!) begging the very government that was just exposed in the film itself as being tightly intertwined (indeed indistinguishable from, indeed the SAME PEOPLE) with corporate agribusiness, to pass laws for healthier and safer food.

Once again, our power is reduced to that of consumer. Change is up to each of us as an individual. Change is NOT, heaven forbid, to come from organizing into a mass protest movement or guerrilla army or revolutionary party or network of saboteurs or any other political formation that actually has a prayer to force the industries to stop poisoning us and destroying the planet.

Another part of the movie’s web site lists its “NGO associates.” I’ve talked with activists from Haiti, Bangladesh and other oppressed nations who used to spit in contempt when they talked about NGOs, and insisted that they were a not just a non-neutral, but in fact a counter-revolutionary force. They’re groups designed to “help” people while siphoning off, buying off and interfering with revolutionary aspirations.

That’s how this film and others like “Inconvenient Truth” function. Everyone (everyone who’s sane and awake) knows we are in trouble with climate change. Everyone knows the Standard American Diet is killing us. To deny these truths after they become obvious to everyone would make the system lose credibility. People are grumbling already. So these spokespeople for the system decide to “educate” us about the problem, make a great important (widely publicized) statement about how dire it is, for the sole purpose of diverting our energy into ineffective activities that leave the system in place.

The people who run and benefit from this system know that they will never solve these problems. The problems are embedded in the mechanics of industrial capitalism and even civilization itself. The system functions by converting the natural world (including humans) into resources, and resources into cash — it’s very defining purpose is to turn life into dead, storable wealth. It can not be reformed. It must be destroyed. They know this. They try very very hard to hide this reality from the rest of us. They use very convincing propaganda that often SEEMS oppositional, to make sure that we never come to this conclusion.

Conspiracy Theories of the Far Right

Friday, June 26th, 2009 by Kevin Moore

Conspiracy Theories of the Far Right
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Days after I drew this, John Ensign’s adultery scandal was overshadowed by Mark Sanford’s Excellent Adventure down the Appalachian Trail to see his Argentine Special Lady Friend. So feel free to add him into that panel using your MIND POWERS.

If you want even more topical commentary from me, I’ve already said every dicky thing about Farrah Fawcet and Michael Jackson’s deaths that I could think of over on Twitter.

Next Week: Pentagon Fireworks


dirty comics

Friday, June 26th, 2009 by Shannon Wheeler

On the last legs of my Omnibus. I’ll be relieved to get that beast done.

Today I got a rejection letter from Playboy. I’d sent them a set of about 30 comics. The editor said that she had some “really good laughs.” It’s a little depressing. I was hoping just to slide on in. Ha. Everything takes work. I am flattered that I got an actual letter from them. I am starting to stress out about money. I need to hustle more work.

Also on the naughty side, I’m putting together a board-backing for bagging the mini-comic so I can potentially sell it at the downtown Powell’s. I can’t decide

• leave out the joke, just her pointing
• include one of the jokes (which one)
• include all of the jokes
• have different covers with different jokes (extra work)
The newer edition of the dirty book has 22 pages and they’ll be signed blah blah blah.

These are the first dirty comics I’ve ever done. I never drew naked ladies in high-school. I never drew naughty comics. I don’t know what has gone wrong with me.

Screen Shots: Al-Jazeera, Google News

Friday, June 26th, 2009 by Kevin Moore

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Old tech called it “above the fold.”

BTW – Political cartoons return Tuesday.

Originally published at mooreroom.