Archive for July, 2009

C’mon, Eileen

Wednesday, July 29th, 2009 by Kevin Moore

Turns out my cartoon yesterday linking the birther conspiracy theory with other forms of paranoia was more accurate than I had guessed. “Crazy Eileen,” the birther made famous by a YouTube clip of her confronting her Republican congressman (and then leading everyone in reciting the pledge) subscribes to more traditional forms of delusional fantasy.

“I have actually talked to an angel who came down in human form,” she said during the Jan. 1 show. “We will have alien contact in October of this year, in the southwestern USA.”

Sigh. If only Carl Sagan were still alive to see this. Shortly before his death from cancer, Sagan wrote The Demon-Haunted World, extolling the scientific method to question claims of alien abduction, angel sightings, and other paranormal and conspiracy claims. (I read it only recently, so it is fresh in my mind; now I am picking up The New Skepticism by Paul Kurtz, who taught philosophy at SUNY at Buffalo when I was there — too bad I never took one of his classes.)

Originally published at mooreroom.

TOM THE DANCING BUG Product Placement Auction

Wednesday, July 29th, 2009 by Ruben Bolling

The bidding is now at $250.

What a bargain!  Do you have any idea how much Geico pays to have its logo seen in the background of those hilarious money-with-googly-eyes shows?

And… Bidding ends tomorrow at 5pm ET.

TOM THE DANCING BUG Product Placement Auction

Wednesday, July 29th, 2009 by Ruben Bolling

The bidding is up to the strangely specific $211.11

Can you really afford not to bid?

Bigfoot Exists!

Wednesday, July 29th, 2009 by Kevin Moore

I went camping in Coleman State Park way up in northern New Hampshire last weekend. I highly recommend it for anyone who enjoys camping far away from pampered campers and their giganto RVs.

There is wildlife all over the park, especially loons and moose. But the big surprise was capturing photographic evidence that at least one Bigfoot lives in New Hampshire’s Great North Woods:

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At approximately 5′3″ and with a footprint around a men’s 7.5 US, this creature isn’t anywhere near “big,” but it is very hairy, has a foul odor, and avoids contact with most humans.


BLUE RATS!

Wednesday, July 29th, 2009 by August J. Pollak

BLUE RATS BLUE RATS BLUE RATS BLUE RATS BLUE RATS BLUE RATS BLUE RATS BLUE RATS BLUE RATS BLUE RATS BLUE RATS BLUE RATS!

Also something about blue dye healing spinal cord injuries blah blah healing the crippled blah blah tissue repair blah blah blah yadda yadda boon to science whatever I WANT MY BLUE RAT RIGHT NOW.

And we have come full circle

Wednesday, July 29th, 2009 by August J. Pollak

I used to joke with friends that it seems like the only thing more offensive to white people than racism is being accused of it. Apparently there are very stupid people out there who truly believe this.

TOM THE DANCING BUG Product Placement Auction

Wednesday, July 29th, 2009 by Ruben Bolling

The bidding is up to $150

Time is running out!  Bid now!  Bid often!

Health Care — Half a loaf now, or try again in 19.5 years?

Wednesday, July 29th, 2009 by Barry Deutsch


Cartoon by Jen Sorenson.

Ezra argues that we should grab half a loaf while we can:

There are many themes in the sad and frustrating history of health-care reform. But one of the central ones is that there were many points when Democrats could have accepted a compromise and did not. Richard Nixon, for instance, proposed a plan that could have passed Congress but that liberals thought comically inadequate. It was more comprehensive than anything we will get this year. George H.W. Bush also offered a pretty good proposal but got no support among Democrats.

Opportunities at health-care reform do not happen frequently. The average between major attempts is 19.5 years. That’s 19.5 years in which the uninsured stay uninsured and their ranks grow. Where a situation that is already bad gets a lot worse. This year, Barack Obama is popular, and there are 60 Democrats in the Senate and huge majorities in the House. There is no reason to believe that Democrats will be in a stronger position anytime soon. It is not like when a weakened Nixon, or a fading Bush, offered a compromise.

If reformers cannot pass a strong health-care reform bill now, there is no reason to believe they will be able to do it later. The question is whether the knowledge that the system will not let you solve this problem should prevent you from doing what you can to improve it. Put more sharply, the question should be whether this bill is better or worse than another 19.5 years of the deteriorating status quo.

Most of the liberals I talk to are deeply frustrated with how compromised the health care being discussed in Congress is. The House bill is far from the most lefty bill imaginable — but it’s probably a lot more left than whatever bill the Senate ends up passing, and therefore more left than whatever compromise bill between the House and Senate will eventually be hammered out in committee.

Given the history, I think it may make more sense to get something in place, and then work to improve it over the next 20 years. Single-payer, even if it’s a good idea for the U.S., isn’t something that has any shot of getting through Congress. Elections matter, and progressives and liberals — a much smaller group than “Democrats” — simply don’t have enough elected representatives to get our preferred policy passed, and might not even if our Democracy was better designed. (As it is, the way the Senate in particular is designed leads to extremely undemocratic results.)

Matt Tabbi sees the health care debate as proof of how bad our government is:

It won’t get done, because that’s not the way our government works. Our government doesn’t exist to protect voters from interests, it exists to protect interests from voters. The situation we have here is an angry and desperate population that at long last has voted in a majority that it believes should be able to pass a health care bill. It expects something to be done. The task of the lawmakers on the Hill, at least as they see things, is to create the appearance of having done something. And that’s what they’re doing. Personally, I think they’re doing a lousy job even of that. I lauded Roddick for playing out the string with heart, and giving a good show. But these Democrats aren’t even pretending to give a shit, not really. I mean, they’re not even willing to give up their vacations.

This whole business, it was a litmus test for whether or not we even have a functioning government. Here we had a political majority in congress and a popular president armed with oodles of political capital and backed by the overwhelming sentiment of perhaps 150 million Americans, and this government could not bring itself to offend ten thousand insurance men in order to pass a bill that addresses an urgent emergency. What’s left? Third-party politics?

Ezra (sorry to quote him so much, but he really is a good blogger on health care) agrees, but points out that if congress fails to address the long-care problems but does get 40 million currently uninsured Americans insured, that’s still an accomplishment.

Anyhow, please use this thread is for discussing health care, and in particular the health care legislation that seems like it might plausibly pass Congress this year.

John Birth Society

Wednesday, July 29th, 2009 by Matt Bors

The human brain is capable of some incredible things. When you see a “birther” spouting nonsense about Obama’s birthplace, what you are seeing is a racist whose feeble brain is trying to shield them from a psychological blow they cannot bear: admitting we have a legitimate black president. So their little racist neurons are rushing around working extra to hard to make sure certain facts don’t make it through to the thinking and reasoning centers.

ThinkProgress.org has done a good job of chronicling all the insanity of late, my favorite so far being the video of a lawmaker who literally ran away when asked the simple question of whether or not the President was born in the US.

Related comics: Obama forged his gift certificate and Lou’s other racist obsession.

Your Yucky Body: Embrace Your Shape Edition!

Tuesday, July 28th, 2009 by Mikhaela Reid

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Seriously, even Vogue has an annual “Shape” issue where they patronizingly allow someone as (*GASP*) huge as Beyonce or Kate Winslet on the cover in addition to their usual sub-zero model roundup… then offer drastic dieting tips… all while mysteriously claiming to promote body acceptance: And don’t miss the small print under the “LOVE YOUR BODY! headlines…

I threw in the “Lucy Loser” joke after being enraged by comments in an Entertainment Weekly piece (from the 7/31/09 issue) claiming that the proliferation of “inspiring” weight loss reality TV shows is a public good. Says the Style Network’s Coleman Smith:

“Given what is going on with the country with obesity, I absolutely think weight loss is its own category. … It’s enabled us to stop thinking we live in a size 2 world by appropriately embracing real people.” (emphasis mine)

Ah, I see. The only APPROPRIATE way to show non-size-2 bodies on TV is to show people trying to DIET DOWN to become a size 2! And this is about HEALTH, not HUMILIATION and RATINGS, right? That’s body positivity we can all believe in!

This cartoon is part of a series I’ve been doing for a while now. See also:

For more on fake body positivity, see…

  • Marianne Kirby’s Daily Beast piece “Really Big Love”. (Kirby says of “More to Love”: “It’s a one-two punch of acceptance followed by a knockout blow of shame” and that she’s “tempted to make up a drinking game around how often the contestants and suitor on the show say ‘voluptuous, curvy women.’ It would be an easy way to get sloshed.”)
  • My pal Jenn Pozner, who is live-tweeting a host of reality TV horrors as she writes her book Reality Bites Back.

Update: I’ve been getting a lot of comments on this post I’ve had to reject. So FYI, if you are going to leave mean-spirited comments that refer to people as “blimps” or claiming that men only find skinny women attractive, I will reject them.