Death by Skype
Monday, May 14th, 2012 by Ted Rall
A soldier serving in Afghanistan was killed while Skyping with his wife. (We don’t know whether he was shot or died of some other cause.) How will your death be live-streamed?
Archive for the 'heaven' Category
The Diary Of Anne Frank: Mormon Heaven
Wednesday, February 29th, 2012 by Matt Bors
It has come out that the Mormon church has yet again baptized Anne Frank after promising not to since it is horribly offensive and dumb.
Here’s their thought process as I see it. They baptized her, then did a take-back after Jews and Decent People raised a stink. Then they worried that God kicked Ms. Frank out of heaven since she was only a Mormon for a few years. They then colluded in private because if no one knows except a few Mormons, God lets you into heaven for eternity. It actually has nothing to do with how you conducted yourself as a human being on Earth, not even if you were a pleasant teenager killed by Nazis, just whether or not a Mormon you never met dipped themselves in water for you.
You have to wonder who would want to worship such a deity.
PS – Yes, that is Mitt’s dog.
Joe Paterno, RIP
Friday, January 27th, 2012 by Ted Rall
For the child rape victims, justice for Penn State coach Joe Paterno would look very ugly.
Poly Styrene and Osama bin Laden, RIP
Friday, May 6th, 2011 by Ted Rall
The lead singer of X-Ray Spex and terrorist Osama bin Laden die a week apart. Coincidence?
