Archive for the 'Idiot Box' Category

Couric Vs. Palin

Sunday, October 5th, 2008 by Matt Bors



One of the strangest answers Palin gave in the Couric interview was that she reads "all of them" when asked what news media she looks to. All of 'em? Wow.

She obviously is not much of a reader, but couldn't she have said "Oh, Time and Newsweek, Katie. Love 'em." I'm not looking for a scholar here, but I am wondering if we even have a politician with a base-level ability to BS her way through a question that a fourth grader would ask their grandpa for a report on career day without a prepared response.

People were then relieved that she didn't crumble after spouting talking points and exaggerated folk-isms during the debate. platitude fest.

Oh, and a few days later she did come up with an answer: She reads the New York Times, Wall Street Journal and the Economist. There. That wasn't so hard. She even got the added bonus of having the question asked by Carl Cameron of FOX News who could barely conceal his desire to have sex with her.

Wednesday: The Race Factor

Illustration

Sunday, October 5th, 2008 by Matt Bors

Here's my cover illustration for the latest issue of Free Inquiry. I took all the text off this version. The cover story is "Does Democracy Still Matter?"

Flag Pin News

Saturday, October 4th, 2008 by Matt Bors

Should Joe Biden have worn a Flag Pin Brooch at the debates? Apparently.

Pro-Life

Friday, October 3rd, 2008 by Matt Bors




Debate Night

Thursday, October 2nd, 2008 by Matt Bors

I actually went and bought chips and dip for this.

Election Season Maladies

Tuesday, September 30th, 2008 by Matt Bors



We're coming down to the home stretch. Are you suffering from any of these?

Ironically, I got a repetitive stress injury in my drawing hand right before I drew this. Trying to meet your deadlines while not exacerbating the problem is an interesting game. (/complaining)

Retraction

Tuesday, September 30th, 2008 by Matt Bors

I have to retract my earlier press release about cartooning for Free Inquiry. My future contributions to the magazine were not as certain as I thought and they have informed me that I am not their regular cartoonist. My future with the magazine is uncertain at this point.

I take blame for any confusion.

Not A Parody

Tuesday, September 30th, 2008 by Matt Bors

This one seems like it was drawn by Kelly at The Onion.



Rob Smith, Jr.
The Glenn Beck Program
Sep 30, 2008

Pocket Protectors

Monday, September 29th, 2008 by Matt Bors

cross-posted at the ACLU's Blog of Rights

Previously we’ve discussed the push to search under travellers’ clothes with the naked machine and the million names on the terrorist watch list. The latest Civil Discourse comic examines DHS’s need to literally put their hands in your pockets.

The Washington Post reported last month:

Federal agents may take a traveler’s laptop computer or other electronic device to an off-site location for an unspecified period of time without any suspicion of wrongdoing, as part of border search policies the Department of Homeland Security recently disclosed.

DHS doesn’t stop with your MacBook. The policies extend to, well, everything. They claim they can seize “any device capable of storing information in digital or analog form” along with “all papers and other written documentation.” Yes, that antique pendulum clock you’re lugging around qualifies as a analog device and may be searched. (ticking time bomb?)

Just in case you thought of something that could slip through those categories, they included “written materials commonly referred to as ‘pocket trash’ or ‘pocket litter.’”

They defined it twice just to be sure they cover everything under the sun.

Announcement

Sunday, September 28th, 2008 by Matt Bors

PRESS RELEASE – September 29, 2008

Matt Bors Inks Toons for Free Inquiry Magazine

Matt Bors has become the regular cartoonist for Free Inquiry magazine. He will be drawing multiple cartoons for each issue of the bimonthly journal of secular humanist news and opinion. Bors replaces Don Addis who has drawn for the magazine for decades.

"He appears to have the right stuff and then some," says Christopher Hitchens, a columnist for Free Inquiry. "If you already know, then you will know what I mean. If you don't, then hasten to find out."

The October/November issue has hit newsstands and features four cartoons by Bors that deal with papal indulgences, why god allows suffering, Barack Obama's religiosity and Blue Laws that prevent liquor from being sold on Sunday. (A pressing concern for the secular lush.) Bors also illustrated the cover.

"Religious issues are some of my favorite to tackle," says Bors. "Editorial cartooning is about bringing the powerful down a notch through humor. What better target than the creator of the universe and his Earth-bound surrogates?"

"I'm proud to be joining a magazine that looks at society's most cherished beliefs with a skeptical eye. It is the approach I strive for in my cartoons."





A comic from the current issue of Free Inquiry accompanying a column by Christopher Hitchens on papal indulgences.