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Honest Rape

Monday, February 6th, 2012 by Matt Bors

Ron Paul was asked if it is alright by him and his message of personal Liberty if a woman would like to have an abortion after being raped. Paul’s answer: Yes, but only in the case of “honest rape.” And it must be an estrogen shot. Within hours of the rape.

He also claimed that although life begins at conception this method is not an abortion because the fertilized egg is in “limbo,”  a very different thing from killing a nine pound baby one minute before a birth – apparently a favorite of abortionists, who earn a “handsome fee.”

I’ve already registered @HonestRape on twitter where I’ve been sending out tweets.

Tuesday: Pay Per-Poop

Know Your Iowa Caucus Safety

Monday, January 2nd, 2012 by Cronjob

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If you think the campaign is dumb now, wait ’til the primary dust settles. Romney and Obama will spend close to a billion to pretend they have widely different opinions, when they’re only really in disagreement about a few minor tweaks of the status quo.

I took a mini-vacation over the holidays because I needed it. Now it’s a new year and I’m back to the fart joke grind.


Exquisite Newsletter

Monday, January 2nd, 2012 by Matt Bors

I decided to do this comic the way Ron Paul does his newsletter: packed with racism, paranoia, and conspiracies, but authored by other people that I didn’t oversee. Hey, I’m just signing my name to it!

I get that Ron Paul didn’t personally pen the diatribes against blacks and gays in his newsletter, but his defense of merely being  publisher is a bit odd. Publishers are responsible for what goes in the publication they publish. I read a lot of publications and somehow the publishers and editors all manage to keep out editorials on “Hate Whitey Day.”

Thanks to Ted Rall, Shannon Wheeler, and Jack Ohman for the art, which I now must disavow if I am to mount a presidential run in the future. If you would like to pretend this comic is a fund raising newsletter, by all means drop your gold coins and Liberty dollars in the tip jar on the right.

AL JAZEERA ENGLISH COLUMN: The Inevitability of Mitt Romney

Thursday, December 29th, 2011 by Ted Rall

“Conventional wisdom” has kept other GOP candidates at bay and ensured Romney remains the likely Republican nominee.

“Why don’t they like me?” Time magazine asked on the cover of its December 1, 2011 issue, next to a face shot of a bushy-browed American politician Mitt Romney.

According to that nebulous vapour that accompanies conventional wisdom, the former governor of Massachusetts will inevitably emerge as the Republican Party’s nominee to challenge President Barack Obama in November.

The wise white men of the media also posit that the GOP isn’t happy about it. The pundits say that Republicans feel that it’s Romney’s turn in a party that traditionally hands its top spot to the guy (Dole, Reagan, Bush, etc.) who’s been patiently waiting. The pundits also say that Republicans also feel that Romney is too liberal, too squishy, and too Mormon for a party that has been hijacked by its right-wing Tea Party faction and right-wing Christian fundamentalists based in the South and Midwest.

As these conflicting narratives play themselves out in editorial pages and news analyses, the twisted relationship between media determinism and popular democracy is being exposed in sharper relief than in any recent election.

Reporters tell us – and no doubt believe – that they are dutifully relating the Republican Party’s discomfort with Romney’s inevitable turn.

There was no mention made of a similar inevitability when Hillary Clinton, heir apparent to the Democratic throne, was vying for the Democratic nomination four years ago.

Phil Singer, adviser to Hillary in ’08, was quoted in an October 13, 2011 ABC News piece (headline: “Is Romney Inevitable?”) saying that there’s a “Goldilocks balance” to the inevitability dance: “You want to be inevitable, but not too inevitable because it takes away a sense of urgency from your supporters”, Singer said. “If you create this perception of inevitability you run the risk of seeing a more lacklustre turnout than you would need for a favourable result.” But, on the other hand, he also said that “inevitability is an asset in terms of chilling your opponent from raising money and mounting a challenge”.

But what about the media’s role in a story they’re supposed to be covering, rather than shaping? Would Romney be the widely-accepted frontrunner without their description of him as such? Would Republicans be annoyed by Mitt’s reputation as a flip-flopper – a tag that could stick to just about any politician anywhere – if the punditocracy didn’t go on-and-on about it?

Read the full article at Al Jazeera English.


Night of the Republican Debate, Part X

Friday, October 28th, 2011 by Cronjob

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The tenth Republican debate is coming up in a week or two, and although I already covered them, I felt like drawing zombies this week.

Check the NYT on Sunday for yet another Halloween-themed cartoon.


This Week’s Cartoon: Ron Paul’s Muffin-care

Wednesday, September 21st, 2011 by Jen Sorensen

The more I think about Ron Paul’s solution to the plight of the uninsured, the more baffled I become. So, churches are going to come to the rescue? That would seem to leave an awful lot of non-churchgoers to die, but maybe that’s the point. And what about, as the Beatles put it, all the lonely people? These same politicians calling for communities to pitch in together are the ones pushing the myth of the radically-atomized individual. They are the party of American alienation: inhuman-scale corporate bureaucracies, big-box stores, unchecked sprawl, barricaded McMansions, and oversized vehicles with outside-world-avoiding names like “Enclave.” (I generalize, but only slightly.) These are the people who crush attempts at fostering community through urban planning and the creation of public space. For these ideologues to lecture anyone about neighborliness takes a lot of chutzpah.

Not even Ron Paul’s muffin-based health care plan could help his former campaign manager who died with $400,000 in medical bills. He was reportedly ineligible for health insurance due to a pre-existing condition. (For an eloquent statement on this, and general Republican cruelty regarding health care, I recommend this Daily Kos diary).

A note about the Kickstarter joke in the fourth panel: I had a nagging feeling that I’d seen a tweet about Kickstarter-funded health care somewhere, but a rather lengthy search turned up nothing. In any case, I apologize if I’m not the first person to think of that.

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Hitler Finds Out Ron Paul Is Four Points Ahead of Him in the Polls

Wednesday, August 3rd, 2011 by Ted Rall

Hitler Finds Out Ron Paul Is Four Points Ahead of Him in the Polls

Libertarian Ron Paul is running four points behind President Obama.